Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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