So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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