STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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