So drunk, too bad you don't want this
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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