I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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