Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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