I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
