Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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