it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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