this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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