garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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