laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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