It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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