yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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