jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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