I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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