So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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