I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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