I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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