I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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