they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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