You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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