Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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