rhymes with "ouble enetration"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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