I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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