So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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