You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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