Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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