As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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