so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I could fuck to npr.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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