is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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