What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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