North Korea, Best Korea!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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