If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize