Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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