So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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