Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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