Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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