The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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