I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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