And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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