your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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