I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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