so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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