I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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