No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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