Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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