Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
my shit smells like andre
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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