I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how can u be prego again
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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