so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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