Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize