It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I understand Curling. That high.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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