Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i drank out of a bidet.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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