I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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